March 2012
venusaurphobia:
Rating peoples’ attractiveness in units of How Many People They Have To Kill Before I Stop Feeling Sorry For Them.
“big whoop that he killed three people”
– gandhi
*signs up for blackpeoplemeet.com*
yeah he’s a murdered but he’s a HOT murderer and a good writer(:
farisbueller:
shipsandsails:
“I read something this kid wrote. It’s pretty good stuff. As for the killings, well, who know’s what he was going through, who knows what drove him to do it. It was wrong, but people have motives. I don’t support it, but I’m not too quick to judge, either.”
this is why everyone on tumblr is fucking retarded and i’m secretly afraid of all of you
HE KILLED SOMEONE...
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i have more words with friends games going than actual friends
February 2012
hey everyone follow me on twitter i’m even more obnoxious there i have way too much fun with trending topics @jackiewhysir
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my prom date ordered his tux!
you think i’m kidding
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back when i was in 4th grade my mom set up my first aim account and she said “hey! this is a fun font! you’ll love it!” and proceeded to set my font to comic sans and i guess that’s around the time i began heavily drinking
Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
(Video.)
i found a prom dress at the first store i walked into on a whim and it was the first dress i tried on…..i can’t explain my shock right now i was anticipating a tedious and painful process but i’ve ordered a dress. #Swag
vocaroo:
i wonder if my dog knows that he’s adopted
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Watchshorturl:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
it’s not surprising that she sounds like she’s from new jersey
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
– Ernest Hemingway (via vixenss)
also i just want to read catching fire but the one day it is not in my bag i have an hour to kill by myself
i wish the hour would just kill ME
jk
i’m on a computer at the library and some guy just came up to me asking where the computer lab is and i thought it was maybe because i look friendly but then i realized it’s because i’m sitting at a computer behind a desk more or less dressed like a librarian
also i don’t know where the lab is so i pointed to some hallway and said “i think that way” good luck...
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
The guy next to me is cool but his breath is kinda stinky
It would be very unfortunate if anyone from this class happened to follow me on tumblr. I only have 6 followers so the chances are slim.
Welcome to class Andrew. Andrew is a nice guy. He paid attention to my presentation, asked me how acting was going because I mentioned I did theater, and told me I should do Disney stuff because I have the look for it. I appreciate Andrew. Stay tuned for more Andrew updates. Anddates. Updrews.
This is me pretending to text because everyone is sitting quietly on their phones waiting for the professor
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brucejennertalia:
saddeer:
doomf:
Lets take a moment to imagine Katy Perry pooping
katy perry
just katy perry
i made poo poo
no one is acknowledging anything i am saying today
can’t
do
annotated bibliographies
someone motivate me please help me please
@mehreen idk under new york trending topics it was just “angelina jolie’s”. Left open ended…her leg? Her dress? Her babies? The possibilities are endless.
“angelina jolie’s” is trending on twitter. not “angelina jolie”, but “angelina jolie’s”.
so possessive of her
